Thursday, December 29, 2016

R16 29 Masinga's Rollout

Oh, the Roll-Out…

It is such a magical time for me. One of my favorite parts of the entire Ragby experience. This year proved to be no exception. The party ark was full of fun and the Beavers were ready to par-tay!


Let me roll back a few day/hours. This year I, Masinga, was accepting the great challenge of conducting graduate school course schoolwork, including a final during Ragby. I had to plan ahead. That meant I worked hard to pad my grade for the course, create a schedule for the week, and most importantly stick to it. More on that later though. I was packed two days before the Roll Out, less a couple pieces of cycling clothes I wanted to wash. It was my smallest pack job ever. See!


I met up with The Boss and Norman a couple days before their Ride Out to see if there was anything I could help with. I offered to pick up beer contributions for Normie and myself. And I had a few extra hours to make some goodies. You’re welcome Little Beavers!

Finally Saturday morning was here! I pulled the final items together and loaded up my car. My pops arrived and we drove up to Roosevelt, which was looking to be a much better meeting spot for me. Physically closer means I’m on time! I pulled in with moments to spare before the agreed upon meeting time. I was one of the first Beavers there. I swiftly unloaded my bike, gear, treats, and beer. Told my pops I was good to go and he proceeded to talk peoples’ ears off. Love him, but he spins the same yarn over and over again, for hours on end. Sorry for that Beaver Friends and Family.

I eagerly paced around waiting for others to get there. A couple cars rolled in and Beavers trickled out. Yes! This is happening. I said good morning to Pochy and she kind of waived me off. I tried not to take it personally. It was going to be a long week. I let her do her thing. Within about 20 minutes, we had all the bikes in or on the vehicles. Most of the beer was on ice. The gear was piled in. Then Smitty and Too Much (I think) took off. I was confused. As I asked Pochy for the deets on what was happening, I got the immediate information that they were dropping off the car. And then I got a little more backstory on what was really wrong. There was a potential problem with the dogs and their sitter for the week. Oh man. No wonder Pochy was a little salty. I was worried. I had never seen her like that before.

Eventually all the little Beavers were in our den on wheels and we were off! As we settled in for the ride, we were reminded that the Roll Out 2016 included a Goose Chase. It was finally live! Yes! But what did this entail?? We had a variety of tasks assigned and needed to get photo or video documentation for many of them. Interesting. The competitive side of me took hold and I went for it. Especially given that one of the challenges was guessing how many beers Masinga would drink on the Roll Out. I answered and then I kept drinking. In my mind my answer was 10. Apparently my actual answer was only 8. I kept drinking. I was hell bent on winning.

It was a lovely drive. And all of a sudden we were getting off the Interstate and making a stop. WHAT??  Oh, we’re getting off the Ark to party? Okay. Oooh, there are challenges for this party spot??  Challenge accepted! I walked in the door and instantly made friends. I cozied up to the bar with the Delaware Blue Hens team and convinced their team president to buy Masinga a shot! Baller!

 We Little Beavers did all the party things. Jell-O Shots in syringes. Sand volleyball. Slapping TB stickers. The Dale was smiling. Everyone was pretty happy! Then I noticed that all of a sudden there were more challenges on the Goose Chase. It was getting wilder. Dammit you sick and sneaky (probably drunk) Beavers sitting in our Glenwood den. There was very little chance of us finishing most of these new tasks. Still, we tried.
We wrangled the Little Beavers up in the time frame suggested and disembarked again. I vaguely remember taking back roads to I-80 as to not back track. I think there was a little gravel too. It was all a little cloudy because I kept drinking. I had to hit that 10-beer goal. Yikes.  We were back on the main road reminiscing about Marne already. This needed to be a part of our annual Ragby tradition. My only concern is our early departure timeframe may be too early for the real party in Marne. Beaver(s) in Chief take note: If we’re going to really party in Marne with other teams, we may need a later departure time.

As our Roll Out and Goose Chase adventure came to a close with a lovely home in Glenwood, I was a little sad. I don’t remember unloading my bags and greeting the hosts. I can say I accurately predicted my “Get off da bus” behavior. I face planted on the floor and took a little beaver snooze.

I was going to own this Ragby, just like I owned the Goose Chase. BTW, was there a prize? #masingadit



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