R15 126 The Fate of Pochy Part 1

And now dear readers, it is time for the beavers to journey home. It has been a long standing tradition, dating back to this teams earliest days of Steven and the Mayor with Bike World, that getting drunk on the bus home is both desired and required.

I have schelpped many a 12-back in my jersey back to the Bike World charter in order to get my drink on on the way home. And, I have been very drunk on the ride home. I believe 2014, the year I discovered vodka, was the biggest disgrace I have managed to muster.

And since I had done such a spectacular job getting wasted on the ride to ragbrai, I decided to slow my roll for the ride home.

But one little beaver, a new beaver, was not ready to slow her roll for the ride home. Oh, no, she was ready to roll, and roll deep. And so through the next week, I will be presenting a multi-blog series on the fate of Pochy. She webbled. She wobbled. Pretty sure she had to lay down.

If this isn't what ragby is all about, I don't know what is. 

Now, the last we saw of Pochy, she was rocking the bibs with no jersey and was calling 'em in for the last slip and side.

She's got a commitment to fun, people. 

Pochy had never ridden the Ark home, and she was looking forward to the experience. Also, there may have been a bit of marital frustration brewing on the home front and a little champagne shield might have been in order.

She started the roll-home with a big glass of champagne and demonstrating the Wobble. 

Here's what the Wobble is supposed to look like: 

And here's Pochy's version. 

All the Shorties in the Ark! 

Too Much provided musical and moral support 

I think this is the "back it up part" 

And here's the Wobble. 

You have to give her credit. Once she gets a thing in her mind, like being the best wobbler on the team, she goes all. the. way.

Masinga, meanwhile, was not feeling it. 

From the table, Masinga, already over the Wobble-Baby was casting some serious shade.

Like, classic shade. 

And, with that, we pulled on to Interstate 80, westbound and down.