I Need Your Money, Like Yesterday: 101 Miles of Nowhere

Alright kittens, Steven, over at See Teacher Run is blowing me out of the water, like beaver on a geyser, in terms of the following 101 Miles of Nowhere activities, such as the following:

• Organizing
• Blogging
• Fund Raising
• Collecting said funds
• Accounting
• Spreadsheet making
• Fun Raising
• Prize Finding
• Fatty taunting

She taunts so good!

And, what have I been doing? Riding around with some big hunk captain on a broat. 

Dramatic reenactment here.

I am actually so bad at this whole adventure that she won't even let me have access to the Google Docs (fair enough).

Therefore, I need you to help me catch up. C'mon readers. After all I've done for you?!

Donate your money to Steven and my insane H-Bomb 101 Miles of Nowhere campaign! We want to sell out all the miles. So, we need your $20, $40, or $100, or sigh, $200. 

The paper dollar money goes to sending some really cute kittens out for their very own adventure, to be determined.

Here's how you play along: 

A. Send your money to Steven via snail mail. Email her at  to get the address.

or 

B. Click the donate button on this blog post. It's easy! Trust me!

(C. is for secret method--if you are in the Polk-Jasper county region) just give your money to me in person!

Then, go to this online form to give just a tiny bit of info on your mile. So, we can make it the best mile of the whole ride. 

Spread the Word, Yo!

Tell your friends. And when you talk to super Steven look-at-me-being-all-so-good-at-this-stuff tell her that Stormin Norman sent you. 

As much as I hate attracting new readers to this blog (you guys are enough!), I will do it for this! Send this link to your friends. Tell them to call me. Who cares?

Need more information? No problem. 

Here is the most complete information! 

Here is yesterday's update!

Here is what I wrote.

Here's what Fatty has to say about all this, originally.

Need more convincing? Want me to come over and give you a foot massage or just compliment you for a while? That's fine. Just get in touch. I will literally do whatever it takes to rock this fund raiser in my own slackerish way.