Super Fatness

Ahhh!!!

Toasting my fatness at Epcot Center.

Holy Hell!  I don't know where exactly this back slide began.  Was it post-RAGRBRAI-stress disorder?  Was it wedding-travel angst?  Was it the starting back to school, and finding myself once again in the hands of the Cupcake Conspiracy?

I have been getting fat, fat, super fat.  Look at that chunky monkey!

Usually, when I notice myself headed in the wrong direction, I try to pick it up at the gym, and drink more water, and eat a little less, and the back slide stops.

Not this time, nope.  I am half way down the slip and slide to total regression, and I don't know how to self-arrest myself.

So, here's step one, acknowledging that this is a serious problem.

Now, step two, what do I do?  I've been thinking about taking up the Paleo-Diet, at least for a few weeks, just to try and get myself off the sugar.  I've got the feeling it's going to take something extreme, a super plan to combat the super fatness.

P.S. The reason why I used my phone blog-machine is because the pictures show up kind of blurry.  I know that, and I used it, so you, blog-reader, wouldn't see the full blown digital detail of my fatness.